fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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