This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Randomize