Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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