I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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