You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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