Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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