Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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