We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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