i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
we should paint friendship bongs
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