Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Welp...herpes.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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