you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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