Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm too high and old for this...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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