and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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