Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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