You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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