Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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