Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I currently don't understand fingers.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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