i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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