Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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