Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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