Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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