fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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