i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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