Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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