I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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