But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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