sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You don't make any sense
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Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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