Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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