if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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