none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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