using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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