she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
