I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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