I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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