how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
