Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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