This is not my ceiling
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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