When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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