who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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