Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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