you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
my penis made a compromise with my morals
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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