she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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