id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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