It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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