we have officially lost it.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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