Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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