I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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