Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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