I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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