He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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