Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Less talking, more tequila
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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