Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
