So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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