I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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