I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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